Fat Bastard

With Honors, 1994

“…the genius of the constitution is that it can always be changed. the genius of the constitution is that it makes no permanent rule other than its faith in the wisdom of the ordinary people to govern themselves. all great men should know that they don’t know everything. our founding fathers knew that they were going to make mistakes but they made sure to leave a way to correct them.  they didn’t think of themselves as leaders, they wanted a government of citizens, not royalty; a government of listeners, not lecturers; a government that could change, not stand still.  the president isn’t an elected king no matter how many bombs he can drop, because the “crude” constitution doesn’t trust him. he’s a servant of the people. he’s a bum. he’s just a bum.”  -simon wilder (joe pesci)

Independence Day, 1996

“…in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.  MANKIND: that word should have new meaning for all of us today.  we cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore.  we will be united in our common interest.  perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of july, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom.  not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation.  we’re fighting for our right to live, to exist, and should we win the day, the 4th of july will no longer be known as an american holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, ‘we will not go quietly into the night! we will not vanish without a fight! we’re going to live on, we’re going to survive.’  today we celebrate our independence day!” -president thomas whitmore (bill pullman)

Sana Maulit Muli (1994) 

Marunong ka bang gumamit ng dishwasher? -Agnes (Lea Salonga) 

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